Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Funny Text Messages

The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering... hehehehe lol:)

Question:  what makes you different from a lottery jackpot? Answer: In lottery, I have one in a million chance. But to find someone as sweet and pretty and sexy as you, the chance is one in a billion. Hehehe. :)

Looking for the right person is like looking for a healthy food. It doesn't need to be delicious as long as it's good for the heart.

All work and no play makes a dull day. all play and no work makes one hungry.

Gud friEnds r Lyk c0ffee,sugar and crEam dey hvE diff.apprance and purp0ses buT weN d0s thngs mixd 2gdr, it wiL create dLci0us drink.

If y0u see pip0l w/0ut a smile t0day. Give them y0urs.:) it myt be d 0NLY SUNSHINE they'll see ol day. G0od m0rning!:D

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