A woman who felt being cheated by her husband went to the pharmacy to buy DDT…
The
pharmacist felt the woman was going to commit suicide after giving the
drug to her, so he questioned the woman about what she was going to use
it for.
But to his surprise the woman said: I am going to poison my husband.
Pharmacist: Ei! why do you want to kill your own husband … don’t you know that it’s a crime and punishable by law?...
The
woman after several arguments with the pharmacist and having the
feelings that the pharmacist could order for her arrest started crying,
she brought out an envelope from her bag and dropped it on the
pharmacy's counter.
The pharmacist opened the envelope only to see pictures of his “holy wife†and his client’s husband naked in bed…
The
pharmacist shouted: “blood of Jesus!†... You don't mean it... at
least you should have told me you have a doctor’s prescription.
Tuesday, 2 October 2012
Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG ) is an American multinational corporation which provides Internet-related products and services, including internet search, cloud computing, and software and advertising technologies.[5] Advertising revenues from AdWords generate almost all of the company's profits.[6][7] The company was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin while both attended Stanford University. Together, Brin and Page own about 16 percent of the company's
stake. Google was first incorporated as a privately held
company on September 4, 1998, and its initial public offering followed on August 19, 2004. The company's mission statement from the outset was "to organize the
world's information and make it universally accessible and useful"[8] and the company's unofficial slogan is "Don't be evil".[9][10] In 2006, the company moved to its current headquarters in Mountain View, California. Rapid growth since incorporation has triggered a chain
of products, acquisitions, and partnerships beyond the company's core web search engine. The company offers online productivity software including email, an office suite, and social networking. Google's products extend to the desktop as well, with applications for web browsing, organizing and editing photos, and instant messaging. Google leads the development of the Android mobile operating system, as well as the Google Chrome OS browser-only operating system,[11] found on specialized netbooks called Chromebooks. Google has increasingly become a hardware company with its cooperation with
major electronics manufacturers on its high-end Nexus series of devices and its acquisition of Motorola Mobility in May 2012,[12] as well as the construction of fiber- optic infrastructure in Kansas City as part of the Google Fiber broadband Internet service project.[13] Google has been estimated to run over one million servers in data centers around the world,[14] and process over one billion search requests[15] and about twenty- four petabytes of user-generated data every day.[16][17] [18][19] As of September 2012 Alexa listed the main U.S.-focused google.com site as the Internet's most visited website,
and numerous international Google sites as being in the
top hundred, as well as several other Google-owned sites such as YouTube and Blogger.[20] Google also ranks number two in the BrandZ brand equity database.[21] The dominant market position of Google's services has
led to criticism of the company over issues including privacy, copyright, and censorship.
Reference: Wikipedia
stake. Google was first incorporated as a privately held
company on September 4, 1998, and its initial public offering followed on August 19, 2004. The company's mission statement from the outset was "to organize the
world's information and make it universally accessible and useful"[8] and the company's unofficial slogan is "Don't be evil".[9][10] In 2006, the company moved to its current headquarters in Mountain View, California. Rapid growth since incorporation has triggered a chain
of products, acquisitions, and partnerships beyond the company's core web search engine. The company offers online productivity software including email, an office suite, and social networking. Google's products extend to the desktop as well, with applications for web browsing, organizing and editing photos, and instant messaging. Google leads the development of the Android mobile operating system, as well as the Google Chrome OS browser-only operating system,[11] found on specialized netbooks called Chromebooks. Google has increasingly become a hardware company with its cooperation with
major electronics manufacturers on its high-end Nexus series of devices and its acquisition of Motorola Mobility in May 2012,[12] as well as the construction of fiber- optic infrastructure in Kansas City as part of the Google Fiber broadband Internet service project.[13] Google has been estimated to run over one million servers in data centers around the world,[14] and process over one billion search requests[15] and about twenty- four petabytes of user-generated data every day.[16][17] [18][19] As of September 2012 Alexa listed the main U.S.-focused google.com site as the Internet's most visited website,
and numerous international Google sites as being in the
top hundred, as well as several other Google-owned sites such as YouTube and Blogger.[20] Google also ranks number two in the BrandZ brand equity database.[21] The dominant market position of Google's services has
led to criticism of the company over issues including privacy, copyright, and censorship.
Reference: Wikipedia
Saturday, 29 September 2012
Glad it dint crash
Qatar Airline flight 592 from Doha to Lagos made an emergency landing a few minutes ago at the Murtala Muhammed International airport, Lagos. The pilots discovered midair that one tyre had low pressure, making landing difficult. They radioed our airport for emergency precaution and a vehicle to tow the plane from the runway to the gate.
The best part was, more than 95% of the passengers didn't even know anything was wrong until the plane landed and they saw fire service and National Emergency Management Agency all around. One of the passengers tweeted that it was a smooth landing so was surprised that they even had issues.
The plane has been slowly towed to it's landing spot at the airport. We thank God
Diet
People sometimes confuse thirst with hunger. So you can end up eating extra calories when an ice-cold glass of water is really what you need...
"If you don't like plain water, try adding citrus or a splash of juice, or brew infused teas like mango or peach, which have lots of flavor but no calories," says Cynthia Sass, RD, a spokeswoman for the American Dietetic Association.
Start by focusing on getting the recommended 5-9 servings of fruits and vegetables each day.
It sounds like a lot, but it is well worth it, because at the same time you are meeting your fiber goals and feeling more satisfied from the volume of food," says chef Laura Pansiero, RD.
You're also less likely to overeat because fruits and vegetables displace fat in the diet. And that's not to mention the health benefits of fruits and vegetables. More than 200 studies have documented the disease-preventing qualities of phytochemicals found in produce, says Pansiero.
Her suggestion for getting more: Work vegetables into meals instead of just serving them as sides on a plate.
"I love to take seasonal vegetables and make stir-fries, frittatas, risotto, pilafs, soups, or layer on sandwiches," Pansiero says. "It is so easy to buy a variety of vegetables and incorporate them into dishes."
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